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What is wrong with the world today people are doing all this stupid crap and it is making the United states look dumb so i decided that i would try and help you dumb asses out by giving you some tips on things you shouldn't do these are not meant to be funny but are meant to help the US not be dumbasses anymore.
1.When running from the police and you throw the bag of crack out of your pocket and throw the gun from your jacket and you finally get caught dont say "I didnt do anything"
2. Never fight an ugly person because they have nothing to lose.
3. Important news the trojan man was robbed for his condoms at an assembly at pokey oaks preschool after they watched Slutty Ninja's revenge.
4. Just because your a midget and you can do a cartwheel doesnt mean your an Oompa Loompa
5. If you have problems dont become a guidance counselor.
6. Crackheads + the last joint = bad situation
7. Condoms- Free at clinic...Sex-Free with whore in parking lot....Realizing those bumps are more than mosquitoe bites....PRICELESS
8. THINGS TO BRING TO BAND CAMP: Instrument, Shaving Cream, Gold Bond,Naughty photos, Willing hand, Friends doorknob
9. Fathers don't say to your child " Don't mess up and get that bitch pregnant like I did cause that was a big mistake"
10. Don't eat upside down or sideways.
11. Watching your friend fall down the stairs...you laugh and then ask if they are ok. But thats what friends are for!
12. Trying to get shot 12 times just so you can tell your friends your a thug and your coming out with a rap album.
and the stupidest thing a person can do is....
Leave the website without signing the guestbook!
This is just a short list but i will add more later but in the meanwhile dont do anything stupid!  Just a some quick jokes for the people.....
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old man decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the citys stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, How about that! Heres a picture of my daddy.
He bought the picture (the mirror), but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didnt much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
The mans many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzys suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, So thats the ugly bitch hes runnin around with.
A beautiful woman goes to the gynecologist. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.
"Do you know what Im doing?" he asks.
"Yes," she replies. "Youre checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."
"Thats right," says the doctor. Thinking he is the man, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what Im doing now?"
"Youre checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.
"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what Im doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "Youre getting herpes which is what I came here about in the first place."
A masked man walks into a bank with a gun, and says,
"Put your hands up!"
The girl replies "This is not a real bank. this is a sperm bank." He says "I know. Open that door up and take out one of those bottles and drink one." She does and the man takes off his mask, and the girl realizes its her husband. "That wasnt so hard, was it?"he says.
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